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PEDRO PASCAL!!!!!
Hollywood is fucking delusional if they think HE is what women want in men. Now obviously, I am not the authority on what women are or should be into, but that's just it: nether is Hollywood!!! Pedro is just proof that Hollywood is out of touch with modern society. Now, in some movies, like that one with Nicolas Cage, Pedro is kind of hot, but that's about all he has going for him, aside from the fact he had the luck of being improperly cast as the tragic character Joel Miller. But that's all overshadowed by how absolutely creepy he is! Always having to oggle at women's nails and touching his female costars during interviews, and that faggy voice he puts on sometimes... what the genuine fuck is that? Or when he claimed people call him "daddy" or "zaddy". YOU ARE NOT MY DADDY!!! AND I <3 HOT DADS!! Or what about when he admitted to looking himself up online to see what people are saying. Yes, Hollywood, I'm SURE women love a fucking narcissist, even though any other time they love going around dumping dates becuase "OMG he was such a narcesessssst..." Not to mention that shoot Vogue did with him, where they made that creepy film where people are touching his face and he's smiling and staring into your soul through the camera. HOW THE FUCKK DO THEY EXPECT WOMEN TO THINK THAT IS HOT??? How the fuck do they expect women to thirst over those terrible outfits they put him in??
Not to mention he acts like a total fag. Like, he will call J.K. Rowling a "bully" for siding with real women over closeted autogynefiles, conflate MAGA with Nazis and old Democrats (how original), but then he'll put on this persona of being a meek little beta boy, hunched over and rubbing his arm as he talks about his famile leaving Chile when his family may or may not be the victims he says they were. Now I'm not gonna sit here and use his father's alleged medical malpractice as an excuse to hate Pedro himself, I don't believe in associating people with the crimes of their predecesors. That's why I don't hate Italy's prime minister or support racial reparations. But bro don't act like your family was completely innocent!
But anyway I am SOOOOOOOOOOO fucking glad some people are sick and fucking tired of Hollywood trying to shove their Pedro Pascal cock down our throats. I'm just going to put this out there as someone sexually attracted to men myself, any celebrities I've ever had a crush on are NOT the ones who Hollywood shoved in our faces and said "THIS is what you WANT! THIS is what is SEXY to you!", and tried to do a creepy ass public relations campaing with! Even if I think a guy is hot (like I said Pedro is earlier), I'm not going to anymore if you try to sell him to me!!!
