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PEDRO PASCAL!!!!!
Hollywood is fucking delusional if they think HE is what women want in men. Now obviously, I am not the authority on what women are or should be into, but that's just it: nether is Hollywood!!! Pedro is just proof that Hollywood is out of touch with modern society. Now, in some movies, like that one with Nicolas Cage, Pedro is kind of hot, but that's about all he has going for him, aside from the fact he had the luck of being improperly cast as the tragic character Joel Miller. But that's all overshadowed by how absolutely creepy he is! Always having to oggle at women's nails and touching his female costars during interviews, and that faggy voice he puts on sometimes... what the genuine fuck is that? Or when he claimed people call him "daddy" or "zaddy". YOU ARE NOT MY DADDY!!! AND I <3 HOT DADS!! Or what about when he admitted to looking himself up online to see what people are saying about him? Yes, Hollywood, I'm SURE women love a fucking narcissist, even though any other time they love going around dumping dates becuase "OMG he was such a narcesessssst..." Not to mention that shoot Vogue did with him, where they made that creepy film where people are touching his face and he's smiling and staring into your soul through the camera. HOW THE FUCKK DO THEY EXPECT WOMEN TO THINK THAT IS HOT??? How the fuck do they expect women to thirst over those terrible outfits they put him in??
Not to mention he acts like a total fag. Like, he will call J.K. Rowling a "bully" for siding with real women over closeted autogynefiles, conflate MAGA with Nazis and old Democrats (how original), but then he'll put on this persona of being a meek little beta boy, hunched over and rubbing his arm as he talks about his family leaving Chile when his family may or may not be the victims he says they were. Now I'm not gonna sit here and use his father's alleged medical malpractice as an excuse to hate Pedro himself, I don't believe in associating people with the crimes of their predecesors. That's why I don't hate Italy's prime minister or support racial reparations. But bro don't act like your family was completely innocent!
But anyway I am SOOOOOOOOOOO fucking glad some people are sick and fucking tired of Hollywood trying to shove their Pedro Pascal cock down our throats. I'm just going to put this out there as someone sexually attracted to men myself, any celebrities I've ever had a crush on are NOT the ones who Hollywood shoved in our faces and said "THIS is what you WANT! THIS is what is SEXY to you!", and tried to do a creepy ass public relations campaing with! Even if I think a guy is hot (like I said Pedro is earlier), I'm not going to anymore if you try to sell him to me!!!
OZZY OSBOURNE'S DEATH!!!
I don't fucking care. And I would ask who does except that apparently everyone and their stupid brother does. But you know what, I think Osbourne SUCKS! Musically, he and that vocalist for The Smashing Pumpkins (I can't figure out which guy that is I think it's Billy Coran but I don't know) have one thing in common: thier high, scratchy voices work for some songs (like "Bullet With Butterfly Wings", whatever the fuck that means), but otherwise they're fucking annoying! And I don't give a shit about Black Sabbath. The only O.O. or B.S. songs I know of are "War Pigs" "Iron Man" and "Crazy Train" and they're all lame. War Pigs is especially stupid. I know war isn't all honor and glory I KNOW THAT!!! But it sure as shit ain't as simple as rich people and corrupt generals from two different nations sending the masses out to do their bidding. That shit happens but theres more to why wars start then that.
I don't like Ozzy even beyond his music. You might think I think it's cool that he once bit the head off a bat on stage bc it's so "metal" or whatever but I don't. That shit was uncalled for, and I like bats. I care more about that bat than I care about Ozbourne. And he looks like fag with his long hair parted down the middle and his circle lense sunglasses. I hate sunglasses like that: wired frames and circle lenses that aren't any bigger than your fucking eyeballs. I don't hate all wire frames -- I like aviator sunglasses (even if Resident Biden made them look uncool -- just when they're paired with round lenses.
Then there's his stupid bitch-ass wife Sharon, who reminds me of my aunt Kathy. Materialistic, narcassistic, calls the shots, everything has to be perfect whatever she says goes. But why I really hate her is for the shit she pulled on Iron Maiden at Ozzfest 2005. So back then the Osbournes had their own reality show. I actually saw an episode once. I don't remember the name of the show, but I think in the episode their son dented Ozzy's car or some shit. I don't remember. But anyway, Iron Maiden was invited to perform at Ozzfest, and sometime before then Bruce Dickinson, who's really the one outspoken member of Maiden, had the gull to say that he doesn't like reality TV because, as most people know, despite being called "reality", everything is overdramatic and scripted and rehearsed. Well, Sharon took exception to that, so she and her entorage would go around Ozzfest and harrass Maiden, telling Bruce not to do something or some shit. Then when I.M. had their turn to perform, Sharon gave people eggs to throw at them and shit, and the mic kept getting cut. So Maiden decided "fuck this shit" and packed up and left. And Sharon decided to go on stage and call Bruce a prick. What a bitch. And any time I think of Ozzy, his dumb wife overshadows everything.
At least Ozzy is free of her bitch ass. I would say he's burning in Hell but I'm agnostic so I'm not sure if there is a god, and if there is I don't know his will. Only thing I know for sure as far as religion is that if there is a god there is an afterlife, and I'm going to Hell in every religion.
But I digress. I hate Ozzy and Sharon, and I think he's fucking overrated. Yall call him the Prince of Darkness and say he's influential, but that's not gonna help me like him. I know a farm boy who likes country --- Johnny Cash, Alan Jackson, Toby Keith, Aaron Tippin, etc. --- but thinks Hank Williams (both of them, really) is boring. And there's other bands out there who sing about dark shit and are way cooler than Ozzy. Iron Maiden, Koяn, KMFDM, Rammstein, whatever. They're metal and sing about death and destruction and other shit, violence and rebelling against society. And they're cooler than Osbourne.
Retards on the internet saying Jesus was Palestinian
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!! NO HE FUCKING WASN'T!!! He was a Jew, God damm it! You wanna know how the land came to be called Palestine? Because the Romans (after Christ had already died) was the Hebrews as philistines! And Mohammed didn't fucking exist yet! So if anything, the real Palestinians are the Jews, not the fucking Muslim barbarians they're supposedly oppressing! And I've seen someone point out that Bethlehem is in Palestine because it's in the West Bank. Well that don't mean a god damm thing because the West Bank wasn't the West Fucking Bank back then, and if it was, that still woulnd't make Jesus a Muslim anymore than being born in Germany would make a Portugese man German!!! It's about as stupid as Hasan Piker saying St. Nicholas was a Turk because he was from Turkey. No, he was GREEK! Some Greeks lives in Asia Minor before it was Turkey, before it was colonized by the stupid Turks!
Honestly, I can't believe Comunist and Muslim retards still tout this stupid bullshit no matter how many ucking people tell them its not fucking true. If anything, "Free Palestine" should mean free the Jews and keep Muslims out of Isreal. and I'm sick of all the Muslim fuckers making posts of Isreal being painted in the colors of the fucking Palestinian flag and saying Isreal's real name is Palestine. No it FUCKING ISN"T!!! Literally what the fuck is wrong with these people!? THey don't even believe in Jesus, or at least the Muslims don't believe in him as the son of God, they think he's just a fucking prophet. I know Jews don't like Jesus but at least they're not fucking lying about him for their retoric. And the Comunists don't even belive in him period. But they say Jesus was a Socialist and so was Santa and CHrismas is a socialist holiday. No it isn't. Voluntary chairty isn't fucking socialist, becuase your giving away your own money or other stuff because you want to, not because the goverment is making you, and it dosnt involv you forcing others to give. Santa Clause brings gifts because he's a charitable soul, he dosn't fucking visit rich houses to steal their possessions to give to someone else.
Fuck you stupid bastards are retarded!!!