I fucking love guns. I consider myself to be a SECOND AMENDMENT ABSOLUTIST! What does that mean? It means that I think that everyone shoud be allowed to own any gun: machine gun, a Tommy gun, an a-salt rifle (whatever that is), an attack helicopter, and of course, your own private cannon, baby! I genuinely don't care - as long as you aren't convicted of a voilent crime, and you respect human life and respect guns as tools, and you're always mindful of firearm safety, then you should be allowed to have a gun for any reason - for protection or to go hunting, or because shooting guns is kinda fun! The bottom line is that
This dude be constitutional! Impractical, but constitutional!
So this page will be your portal for learning about the kinds of guns I like. Guns I own (well, legally my parents do, but I'm the one who shoots them), guns I want, my GoatGuns collection, tactical gear I have (or need), and more!